Spam Lit: ISO Paper Diapers

This is one of the silliest bits of spam I’ve received at margieschnibbe.com lately. It made me smile.

From: sjshsk
Subject: diaper

Dear CEO:

Now our company wants to purchase a batch of paper diapers. If you can provide the products, please reply emails to get detailed purchasing information of products from us, in order to get further conversation for us.

Wish for successful cooperation.

Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Contact person: Willie

E-mail:  mwmdmv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com (redacted)

 

Greetings 2018! RIP Adobe Fireworks! Strep Throat LOL! not Oral Gonorrhea!

Fireworkscs5.jpg
I just replaced the corrupted hard drive on my iMac and had to download a new Creative Cloud package so no more Adobe Fireworks for me… very sad! I loved Fireworks! At least I have a copy of Fireworks CS on my old G5 from 2005…. an ancient dinosaur … just like me lol…

margie-strep-IMG_2945
BTW- Thanks to Cedars Sinai Urgent Care for the stylish mask and excellent medical care. Good to know that all I had was strep throat and not the flu or oral gonorrhea!